Silly jokes for multipotentialites

1. Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, the phone ring and he jump out shouting: Damn, i forgot to feed the dog!

2. There are two types of people in the world.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

3. Never trust an Atom. They make up everything.

4. Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Batman!

5. Two scientists walk into a restaurant, the first says "I'll have a H20" and the second says"I'll have a H20 too." He died.

6. Year 2320. What do you think about that new restaurant on the moon? The food is great but it has no atmosphere.

7. How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Do you get them all?